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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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dracenines

lmao 4chan/reddit nerds are so fucking cranky that the SCP Wiki made their logo rainbow-colored for pride month that they started their own SCP knockoff

dracenines

“do not complain about politics” say manbabies so fucking angry that someone acknowledged the existence of gay people that they make their own site

crimsonfirecat

@o5overclocker

tickle-bones

this is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen all week long. The website is literally SCP. It is even formatted the same. 

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al-the-stuff-i-like:
“ slightly-fanatic:
“ guardgenie:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ 01101111-01101111-01100100:
“ sanjista:
“ bbanditt:
“ chongthenomad:
“ so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all
”
WHY IS THAT...
chongthenomad

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

bbanditt

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

sanjista

it is the chosen one

01101111-01101111-01100100

it must be the main character in the anime

charlesoberonn

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

guardgenie

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

slightly-fanatic

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

al-the-stuff-i-like

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

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silverhawk

dare i say that stuffed animals are one of the single greatest inventions of all time and im thankful every day for the fact that someone thought to make animals but in huggable plush form…..saved me from a lot of bad nights and nightmares as a kid, i love you stuffed animals

the1timelady

 You may offer your thanks to Magarete Steiff

She lived in Germany and could be considered as the first person to sew stuffed animals merly for children to play with and to counter the common “hard” toys out of wood or metal wich were popular back then.

There is even so much more to the story, because she was as you can see paraliezed from polio, she couldnt walk or use her right arm, she had to fight all her life just to be accpeted as a human being, she wasnt even allowed to sit in the front row of church in her home village and had a pretty abusive mother. One time she and her brother almost drowned but the townpeople only attempted to save her brother because he was healty. Her father saved her from drowning in last minute.

 Only her father and brother stood behind her, still she learned to accept her faith and make the best out of it. After a failed operation she said she had gone around living this way anyways. She started to sew, more importantly she started to sew with a sewing machine wich was realy new at this time. People would not buy from her at first but then she made a realy beautyfull dress for her best friend and suddenly everyone was crazy for her work.

Then she started to sew little elephants as pincushions, but when she attempted to sell them around christmas she quickly realized that for one children were crazy for them and wanted them as toys and also. this was what she wanted to do, bringing happiness to kids.

She expanded futher and gave work to over 20 women as sewers in her factory, her brother helped her to do so, and she started producing stuffed animals of all kinds (almost) their trademark was a button sewed into every anmals ear. It still is to this day.

Whit the economy crisis her factory, and she almost lost it, she already couldnt pay her workers, he factory was about to be forceclosed and the last hope was a toy fair they would attend,

and then she had an idea, she sewed a bear, the very first stuffed toy bear there was, with moveable head and limbs and realy soft fur and glass eyes, it was beautyfull, but at the toyfair most people thoght it was to expensive

most people because one american buyer fell in love with the bears, he bought them all and he ordered 3000 more, it saved the factory

you may ask why would anyone need 3000 stuffed toy bears easy, to support and advertise the candidacy of  Theodore Roosevelt as the U.S. president, trough that the toy bear invented by Magarete Steiff became well known as the

Teddy Bear

friendlytroll

<3 

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penfairy

Imagine if you were a Christian medieval person from a small village and you had a feud with your neighbour… how annoying would it be to see them in church every Sunday? Not only are you obliged to be in the same space with them every week but you’d have to watch them receive the sacrament and have their sins forgiven even though you know damn well they don’t deserve it… and on top of that you get the priest preaching “love thy neighbour” from the pulpit, I think the fuck not, I’ll not love an unneighbourly misbegotten churl such as he, preach though thou might, father

penfairy

I think I just got possessed by the ghost of a man who’s still really upset about his neighbour’s pigs eating his cabbages

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